Monday, December 13, 2010

Holiday Gift Guide: the Jared & Lindsay edition

Although the internet is currently flooded with holiday gift guides, we thought this would be the perfect opportuity to provide ideas for the recently married, often migrant, young Bay Area-dwelling couple on your list. Although few would say no to an iPAD and its corresponding designer case,we have created a list that is far more suited to the needs of a young San Franciscan who might just happen to be named Lindsay or Jared:


1. Parking Space- $250/month- the ultimate luxury.
2. Spacious Closet- $3000 for complete redesign- would free up a lot of kitchen cabinet space
3. Teleporter- $ unknown- would considerably reduce Jared's daily commute time
4. Friends- $150 (a few rounds of drinks)- superfluous? possibly, but usually leads to a good time.
5. Dog- $75 (adoption costs)- strictly outlawed by the evil Bernstein property management group
6. House- $MP- probably more out of our reach than the teleporter

So if a certain item tickles your fancy, feel free to package up and send to your favorite Texpatriates this holiday season!

1 comment:

  1. I was hoping you would put some gift ideas on here! As I tell the school kids, don't ask for something that isn't feasible. Santa can't get you a pony if you live in the city. But your list in spot on- Santa should be able get all those in a snap.

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