Although the internet is currently flooded with holiday gift guides, we thought this would be the perfect opportuity to provide ideas for the recently married, often migrant, young Bay Area-dwelling couple on your list. Although few would say no to an iPAD and its corresponding designer case,we have created a list that is far more suited to the needs of a young San Franciscan who might just happen to be named Lindsay or Jared:
1. Parking Space- $250/month- the ultimate luxury.
2. Spacious Closet- $3000 for complete redesign- would free up a lot of kitchen cabinet space
3. Teleporter- $ unknown- would considerably reduce Jared's daily commute time
4. Friends- $150 (a few rounds of drinks)- superfluous? possibly, but usually leads to a good time.
5. Dog- $75 (adoption costs)- strictly outlawed by the evil Bernstein property management group
6. House- $MP- probably more out of our reach than the teleporter
So if a certain item tickles your fancy, feel free to package up and send to your favorite Texpatriates this holiday season!

I was hoping you would put some gift ideas on here! As I tell the school kids, don't ask for something that isn't feasible. Santa can't get you a pony if you live in the city. But your list in spot on- Santa should be able get all those in a snap.
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