Who Says XXXXL Shirts Are Out of Style?

Not Justin "Guess What Ladies I Now Play Bass" Cohen.  I apologize for tearing open those ever tender scars that Cohen formed when he departed Dallas, but the D.C. celebrity was recently spotted flaunting his vintage J. Hughes "Farewell Tour" tee on the slopes of A-Basin.  Notice the off-center lettering ...

and the über-exact profile logo....

Man that is one badass shirt.